Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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