This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
tell me about the fingering
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