don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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