I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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