haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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