He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
