I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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