But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Success! We fucked roommates!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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