So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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