What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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