please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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