oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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