have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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