I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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