when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sorry about my life...
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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