Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She has the best kind of daddy issues
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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