Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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