wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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