party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
