Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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