idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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