I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Randomize
