Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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