Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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