I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
