I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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