Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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