it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
my being single is dangerous.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You had me at "let me see your balls"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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