I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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