Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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