Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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