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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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