I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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