Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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