i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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