all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
A+ Viking dick
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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