Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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