Me. At least after what I've been through.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm really busy with my period
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