Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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