the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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