I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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