Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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