when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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