Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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