adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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