NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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