I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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