Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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