I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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