THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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