I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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