why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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