If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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