dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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