My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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